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I Must Be Manic, Cuz I Feel Great Today!

First things first…

If you missed the season finale of ER last night, shame on you, you dirty, smelly shamer. It was THE best episode of the season with many shocking moments. In typical ER season finale style, there was a huge disaster that (although I was alone watching it) made me scream out loud. I’m talking scream. And I’m talking out loud. Then the last scene of the show…BOO DAMN! I smell pedophilia in our midst…I wish I could describe each moment in detail, but I know there are some of you out there that taped it, so wouldn’t want to ruin it for you. It rocked on so many levels.

In other news, I had an inspiring and monumental meeting with the Theatre Company last night. We are preparing for one last show together and the progress we’ve made is astounding. I was pretty depressed when I showed up at the meeting, but within minutes, Kelly and Megan healed many of my fresh wounds and gave me back a little of the confidence that I’ve been missing this week. If I wasn’t so happy on the way home, I would have surely cried my eyes out with relief. These girls have a way of reminding me who I am without making me feel bad for losing myself along the way. I am a very lucky boy and today I feel happy enough to recognize that fact.

Now, I know I’ve said this a hundred times before, but please for the love of G-D (I love when I pretend like I’m Jewish), watch this season of South Park! The show has tackled some of the biggest and most influential pop culture issues of the year and the creators know how to push the envelope as far as possible while making it damn fucking funny! The episodes have ranged from Plastic Surgery to the Terri Schiavo case to the bullshit election that was held back in November. Please give this show a chance and I promise, you will be offended, but also (if you’re open minded enough) laugh so hard your tits will break off and smash on the ground.

As for The Apprentice season finale…Y A W N. I’m over Donald and his smarmy bitch face. I think I’ll go so far as to say that I will NOT watch the show ever again. At least until September.

This weekend I plan to see some friends of mine that I haven’t had a chance to see over the last couple of weeks. I actually have three sets of dinner plans. One with Kelly, one with Mariah, and one with Paul. I don’t know HOW I’ll find the way to shove all that food into my ever expanding gut. Eh…I’ll probably just drink my dinner in the form of vodka sodas. With extra lime of course.

Movies I want to see this weekend: Stage Beauty, Sideways, Phantom of the Opera, and Lemony Snicket’s Series of Snoresville Events. One of my favorite new things to do is watch a movie with all the lights off, full glass of ice tea on the side table and my favorite visiting puppy “Rio” curled up in my arms like a baby. He is SO good and lies in my arms like a literal child and when I watch my movies he looks at me and licks my cock to orgasm.

Bet you didn’t see THAT coming.

One week until I fly to Syracuse to see my favorite ladies from college! I am so excited about seeing all of them (especially my bestest girl Rita!), that my bowels are exploding with joy. We will play card games and drink our faces off and tell secrets and memories. There are few times in my life that I get this excited about something. I miss my girls every day and seeing their little faces is going to bring MUCH happiness into my world. I may even go to bed early tonight just so next weekend will come quicker.

The bagel I’m eating right now is like stardust on a cold winter’s – fuck damn it’s good!

Ok, we’re getting to THAT point in the post, so I should probably sign off for the weekend. Have fun everyone and know that I appreciate all of the support you’ve given me over the last couple of days. YOU are the reason I keep this journal. And the reason I keep masturbating.

Don’t hate the playa, hate the game!